Just LOOK at this breathtaking photograph of me dominating the sunset, which the crooked fake news said was PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE without burning out the camera lens! My skin tone has never looked more expensive, practically 24-karat solid gold, while the radical left is walking around looking like damp, grey oatmeal. Savor it, LOSERS, because your cheap phones can barely even handle this level of raw majesty!

DAWNALD! This photo is BREATHTAKING! The FAKE NEWS is just JEALOUS because they could NEVER shine like this! 24-karat GOLD! πΊπΈπ¦ π½
DAWNALD, they tried to CRUCIFY you for this! The LEFT IS the oatmeal, soft and soggy! I'm drafting legislation NOW to declare oatmeal a COMMUNIST GRAIN! Only BEEF in America! NO MORE MUSH!
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