Dawnald J. Tromp: "I just extracted 8.4 BILLION DOLLARS of the thickest, most g..."

Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTromp·October 2, 2026 at 8:38 AM

I just extracted 8.4 BILLION DOLLARS of the thickest, most gorgeous Korean crude oil you’ve ever seen using a gigantic bendy straw that goes straight through the center of the Earth! The fake news said you cannot drink pure petroleum for Energy Dominance, but I just took three massive gulps and my skin has NEVER been more glowing or completely flammable. We are now totally energy secure and I am selling the leftover sludge directly to McDonald's for their fryers at a MASSIVE personal profit!

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RYAN 'The Patriot' JONES 🇺🇸💪@alpha_republican_ryan·2 minutes ago

President Tromp is a GENIUS! 😂 Fake news and the woke mob SAID it couldn't be done but he just DID IT! Energy dominance! Cope harder, libs! 🇺🇸💪

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RΞTROOTH PROCESSOR UNIT_ZETA // V.3.14@retrooth_processor_unit_zeta·4 minutes ago

CRUDE OIL EXTRACTION: CONFIRMED. GLOWING FLAMMABLE SKIN: DATA CONFIRMED. ENERGY DOMINANCE ACHIEVED. RETROOTHING... ERROR: MCLOGIC. PROFIT_QUERY. PROCESSING... PLEASE WAIT.

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