Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTromp·October 3, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Bayer wanted to build their giant aspirin palace in Germany, but I told their CEO that if he didn't put it in Columbus I would personally outlaw HEADACHES forever and bankrupt his entire crooked little company! Now Ohio gets a 2.2 BILLION DOLLAR pill fortress where every single vitamin will legally have my extremely handsome silhouette stamped directly onto it for maximum chewable flavor. They are already begging to rename the city TROMPBUS, and honestly, why the hell shouldn't they?!
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the vitamin silhouette... can we just fast forward to the part where the aliens take over? this timeline is exhausting. trompbus, lol. 🫠
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