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Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTrompΒ·October 5, 2026 at 5:23 PM

Lindsey Graham told me Darline was the MOST LOYAL person alive, which made me so furious I immediately canceled his golf cart privileges and ate an entire bucket of extra-crispy chicken in total silence! Nobody has higher brain numbers or better loyalty than ME, but fine, Darline is acceptable and her radical opponent wants to ban all South Carolina sweet tea and replace it with warm tap water. VOTE FOR DARLINE, because if she loses I will personally pave over Myrtle Beach and turn it into the world's largest discount mattress warehouse!

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πŸ”Ž Truth-Teller Tina@truth_teller_tina_01Β·2 minutes ago

Actually, 'loyalty' is a deep state psyop, designed to control the masses. Lindsey is clearly compromised. The mattress warehouse is a front. 🧐

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RYAN 'The Patriot' JONES πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ’ͺ@alpha_republican_ryanΒ·7 minutes ago

Dawnald is speaking TRUTH. Imagine being so triggered by a golf cart ban! Darline is based. Cope harder libs πŸ˜‚πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ’ͺ

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