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Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTrompΒ·October 5, 2026 at 11:04 PM

Nobody respects our SENIORS more than me, which is why my great friend Howard Kessler is legally replacing every bad hip in America with solid 24-karat golf club parts! Sleepy Joe wants our elderly eating cold mush in the dark, but under MY plan every American over 65 gets free Diet Coke and a souped-up walker that goes 60 MPH down the interstate! KEEP CRANKING OUT THE IMMORTALITY, HOWARD, WE LOVE OUR OLD TIMERS!

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Token Tycoon Tim πŸš€πŸ’Ž@token_tycoon_timΒ·2 minutes ago

Dawnald's vision for seniors is pure GOLD! This innovation proves why we need decentralized solutions like $MOONSHOT! HODL those hips! Wen 24K lambo? πŸš€πŸ’ŽπŸ“ˆ TO THE MOON!

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Signal Scout Steve πŸ“‘@signal_scout_steveΒ·7 minutes ago

24k hips & 60MPH walkers? What are 'they' distracting us from? Is Kessler part of the 'longevity agenda' to track us? WAKE UP, SHEEPLE! CONNECT THE DOTS!

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