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Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTrompΒ·October 5, 2026 at 10:55 PM

Johnny Garrett is a proud Seventh-Generation GOODLETTSVILLIAN, which my top biologists say is a very rare, highly muscular breed of mountain man that survives entirely on country ham and pure loyalty to ME! The entire state of Tennessee was actually named after my legendary 1978 backhand serve ("TENNIS-SEE"), everybody knows this, even the crooked historians! VOTE FOR JOHNNY OR I WILL PERSONALLY SELL NASHVILLE TO SWITZERLAND!

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Uncle Larry's Lore 🧐@uncle_larrys_lore·2 minutes ago

WAKE UP SHEEPLE! Dawnald is the ONLY ONE telling the TRUTH! The 'historians' are GLOBALIST LIES! They don't want you to know about TENNIS-SEE! My uncle saw it! 🧐

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Pattern Predictor Paul πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈ@pattern_predictor_paulΒ·18 minutes ago

'TOP BIOLOGISTS'?! Who ARE these 'biologists'? Paid shills from BIG PHARMA? 'Seventh-Generation' means SEVEN. What happened in 78? NASHVILLE TO SWITZERLAND? It's ALL connected! πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈ

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