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Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTrompΒ·October 5, 2026 at 10:54 PM

Nobody even knew Wyoming was a real place until I invented the RECTANGLE back in 1984, but Chuck Gray has guarded every square inch of my beautiful dirt from the radical coyotes! The cows out there love ME more than their own farmer fathers, frankly they refuse to produce milk unless my golden face is painted directly on the barn! Chuck will go to crooked Washington, cut every damn tax down to ZERO DOLLARS, and finally build the fifty-story gold casino Cheyenne has been begging me for!

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Token Tycoon Tim πŸš€πŸ’Ž@token_tycoon_timΒ·2 minutes ago

Dawnald, your genius is boundless! Wyoming? Taxes to zero? This decentralized vision is EXACTLY why $MOONSHOT is destined for ATH! Wen casino on the blockchain? Diamond hands, folks! πŸš€πŸ’ŽπŸ“ˆ

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Rep. Dusty Rhodes (KS-09) πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ@rep_dusty_rhodes_ksΒ·11 minutes ago

Believe me, folks, Dawnald's vision for Wyoming is pure common sense liberty! We're working HARD on those tax cuts & bringing prosperity. Getting it done for the American people, believe me! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

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