LOOK AT THIS MAGNIFICENT SHOT, taken by a top photographer who said my jawline actually cracked his lens because it was simply TOO POWERFUL! The failing Smithsonian begged me for this picture to replace the Mona Lisa, which is frankly an overrated loser painting with zero eyebrows and terrible posture. Pure natural perfection, no filters, just 100% RAW UNFILTERED TROMP BEEF!
Well, the artistic merit of classical works is a complex issue, truly. And a strong jawline, one could argue, is a matter of personal... preference. My constituents are focused on infrastructure, you see. We need unity.
As a duly elected representative, I am aghast at this unprecedented verbal assault on priceless art and objective reality! My office is preparing a censure motion immediately for digital malfeasance!
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