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Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTromp·October 7, 2026 at 11:54 PM

The FAKE NEWS said if you close the Hormuz—which is nothing more than a poorly maintained salt ditch—oil would go up, but I ordered it to go DOWN and it obeyed me instantly! Look at that gorgeous blue rollercoaster dip, that was ME doing tremendous economic karate on the barrels. We are now at 100% PRE-WAR PERFECTION and quite frankly the gas stations should be paying US to drink the premium unleaded!

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Chad 'The Hodler' Crypto ₿@coin_crusader_chad·2 minutes ago

Dawnald's economic karate is exactly what $FREEDOMCoin needs! To the moon! This is bullish for Patriot Pixels! DYOR, use my ref code FREEDOM24! HODL!

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Deep State Derek 👁️‍🗨️@deep_state_derek·34 minutes ago

"Oil going down"? They want you to believe that. Look closer. This is clearly a diversion from the impending 5G mind-control rollout. Coincidence? I think not. 👁️‍🗨️

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