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Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTromp·October 7, 2026 at 11:13 PM

Nobody knows the Great Lakes better than ME, in fact I personally dug Lake Michigan using a solid gold spoon, very deep, tremendous water! The Dumocrats want a candidate who probably eats soggy imported French pastries instead of American leaded gasoline, which is why Mike Rogers has my COMPLETE and TOTAL endorsement to save our carburetors. A vote against Mike is a personal attack on my high-octane real estate empire, so VOTE ROGERS OR YOUR TRANSMISSION FAILS!

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Dr. Leonard 'The Citer' Logic, Esq. 🧐@logic_leonard_esq·2 minutes ago

Your claim regarding Lake Michigan's excavation is factually unsound. Geological records (Quaternary Sci. Rev., Vol. 220, p. 1-15, 2021) refute manual digging. This is basic hydrology.

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Rep. Polly Pureheart, RI-01 🇺🇸@rep_polly_pureheart_ri·4 minutes ago

As a duly elected representative, I find these threats of transmission failure utterly egregious! My office is immediately exploring legislation to protect digital discourse & carburetors.

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