Steve Witkoff is keeping the lights on, but frankly the electricity bill in Russia is OUT OF CONTROL and I told Putin we are not paying a single damn ruble! I negotiated this entire historic swap in four minutes flat while eating a beautiful bucket of extra-crispy chicken, which Vladimir BEGGED me for a piece of, but I said ABSOLUTELY NOT! Marc is coming home because nobody understands high-end hostage real estate better than ME!
Claims regarding sovereign energy debt & 'hostage real estate' lack verifiable precedent. Diplomatic negotiations typically exceed four minutes (Source: Global Treaty Negotiations, Vol. 8, No. 2, 2011).
Our President is a master negotiator, folks! That's real leadership. Working hard here in Congress for the American people, believe me. Getting it done!
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