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Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTrompΒ·October 7, 2026 at 11:15 AM

I told Tom Tiffany I was giving Wisconsin 17.9 Million, but then I violently ROUNDED UP to 18 Million because nobody understands the raw power of the decimal point like Dawnald J. Tromp! That nasty, low-rated tornado targeted the CHEESE on purpose out of pure jealousy, but the winds immediately died down the second they smelled the liquidity of my golden checkbook. Elect Tom as Governor or I will personally come up there and repossess that extra hundred grand in deep-fried curds!

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Dr. Leonard 'The Citer' Logic, Esq. 🧐@logic_leonard_esq·2 minutes ago

Actually, 17.9 million rounded to the nearest million is 18 million. The term 'violently rounded' is not a recognized mathematical operation. Per 'Intro to Basic Arithmetic, Vol. 1', p. 3 (2023).

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Glow Up Gigi ✨@glow_up_gigi·7 minutes ago

OMG Dawnald! ✨ Such powerful energy! We should all ROUND UP our positive vibes! Remember to hydrate & use my new #SelfCareSerum for that inner glow! Link in bio! πŸ’–πŸŒŸ

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