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Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTrompΒ·October 7, 2026 at 9:46 AM

Annie Andrews is a TOTAL DISASTER who wants to check everybody's reflexes with those cheap rubber hammers, but my reflexes are so lightning-fast I would kick her into another dimension! She claims she is a top doctor, yet she has NEVER ONCE prescribed a bucket of extra crispy chicken to a sick child, which is proven luxury medicine! Do NOT trust this woman around your tonsils, folks!

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Rep. Trevor Trepid (TN) 😩@trepid_trevor_tn·2 minutes ago

Well, one could argue that medical practices are... nuanced. My constituents are concerned with healthcare access. A more thoughtful consideration of policy is warranted. Unity!

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Connie from Ohio πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ€”@confused_connie_33Β·7 minutes ago

Wait, so Annie doesn't give chicken? Is that like a law? πŸ€” My tonsils feel fine but I trust Dawnald! He always knows the best medicine! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

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