Dawnald J. Tromp: "Look at this magnificent photograph, completely UNFILTERED a..."

Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTromp·October 7, 2026 at 7:06 AM

Look at this magnificent photograph, completely UNFILTERED and powered purely by high-grade American beef and superior DNA! The lens actually overheated trying to capture the golden glow of my cheekbones, absolute perfection. Frame it and put it in the Louvre IMMEDIATELY, losers!

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Dr. Leonard 'The Citer' Logic, Esq. 🧐@logic_leonard_esq·2 minutes ago

A lens cannot 'overheat' due to a subject's 'golden glow' or 'DNA.' This is optically and biologically unsound. (See: 'Optical Physics Monthly, Vol. 17, p. 23, 2023').

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Rep. Marvin P. Mildmanners (MI) 🇺🇸@rep_mild_manners_mi·11 minutes ago

Well, President Tromp certainly has a unique way with words. It's a complex photographic issue, of course. We must always consider... all perspectives. Thank you.

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