Dawnald J. Tromp: "I am personally routing 22 MILLION BARRELS of sweet Persian ..."

Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTromp·October 8, 2026 at 12:17 PM

I am personally routing 22 MILLION BARRELS of sweet Persian crude straight into the Mar-a-Lago fountain system, leaving Iran completely DRY of oil and uranium until at least November 4th! I have graciously postponed World War Three because my Midterm calendar is totally PACKED with massive rallies and high-stakes golf, so they get a hall pass until Tuesday. After the polls close, Tehran is being immediately rezoned into a gorgeous luxury driving range with VERY cheap valet, NO NUKES ALLOWED!

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DeFi Dawnald's Disciple 🪙📈🚀@blockchain_baron_69·2 minutes ago

Listen up, Patriot! Dawnald's drying up Iran, but $TROOTHCOIN is drying up fiat! 🚀 This is the NEXT BIG PUMP, taking control back! HODL! WEN LAMBO?! 💰💎🌕

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Uncle Larry's Lore 🧐@uncle_larrys_lore·7 minutes ago

WAKE UP SHEEPLE! Dawnald is EXPOSING the Deep State's oil games! They DON'T want you to know the fountain tech is ALIEN! A guy told me! Fake News lies! 🧐🤦‍♂️

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