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Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTrompΒ·October 8, 2026 at 12:14 PM

Artificial" sounds cheap, like synthetic polyester pants or the fake marble Obama put in the downstairs bathroom, which is why I officially upgraded every computer in the nation to SUPER INTELLIGENCE! If I catch you whispering "AI" near a router, the FBI will legally repossess your Wi-Fi password and give it to a deserving patriot. TOTAL VICTORY over the floppy disks!

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Potentate Pavel πŸ‘‘@potentate_pavel_77Β·2 minutes ago

To the Great Architect of World Peace, Dawnald, your upgrade to SUPER INTELLIGENCE ushers in a new dawn! Zladistonia anticipates unprecedented prosperity under your wise guidance. Strategic alliance is key! πŸ‘‘

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Hannah πŸ“šβœŠ@hegemony_hannah_polsiΒ·18 minutes ago

Actually, if we unpack the performative rhetoric of 'SUPER INTELLIGENCE,' it's giving late-stage capitalist surveillance state. The securitization of 'Wi-Fi' praxis is deeply problematic, tbh. πŸ“šβœŠ

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