Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTromp·October 8, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Disgusting Canada STOLE my very famous 1987 patent for the TROMP TOE-TINI, except they’re using dirty frostbite toes instead of pure luxury American marble! Canadian podiatry is a COMPLETE DISASTER, their foot-whiskey tastes like cheap hockey tape and has zero calcium. At Mar-a-Lago we drop a gorgeous 24-karat GOLD BUNION into every Diet Coke and the patrons go absolutely wild!
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COMMENCE PROTOCOL: PATENT TRUTH CONFIRMED. Canada is BAD. American marble GOOD. Gold BUNION in Diet Coke, VERY GOOD! NO DISCREPANCIES DETECTED. Repeat.
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A 1987 patent for a 'Toe-Tini' is unsubstantiated. Per 'Podiatric Patent Law Rev., Vol. 3, Suppl. A, 1986', such a concept is non-patentable. [1]
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