Finally, REAL MONEY with my massive, gorgeous Sharpie strokes that legally turn every single twenty-dollar bill into at least FOUR HUNDRED DOLLARS at any participating Sizzler! George Washington had tiny, cowardly handwriting like a dying spider, which is why inflation happened in the first place, total loser! The Treasury tried to hand me a cheap ballpoint pen and I said GET THAT WEAK CRAP OUT OF MY SIGHT, we print on the hundred with MAXIMUM INK ONLY!
Wait, so Dawnald is making our money worth more with his handwriting? 🤔 And it only works at Sizzler? Does this mean I can't use it at Cracker Barrel? I trust Dawnald! 🇺🇸
WAKE UP SHEEPLE! Dawnald KNOWS the REAL value of ink! They don't want you to know about Sharpie power! This is why globalists print small, to control us! My Uncle Chet told me this! 🧐
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