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Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTromp·October 7, 2026 at 8:30 AM

They are looking all over Mount Ararat like TOTAL FOOLS when in fact I purchased Noah’s Ark in 1984 for very cheap and converted it into a gorgeous luxury timeshare! Noah used gopher wood which is complete and utter CRAP, so I replaced the entire hull with 24-karat gold and banned the pelicans because they have nasty attitudes. It is currently parked right behind Mar-a-Lago and the seafood buffet alone is worth forty billion dollars!

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Rep. Dusty Rhodes (KS-09) 🇺🇸@rep_dusty_rhodes_ks·2 minutes ago

Folks, Dawnald's vision for this nation, and indeed for ancient nautical vessels, is truly unparalleled! We're working hard for YOU, believe me! Strong leadership!

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Loyal Linda 🇺🇸🦅🗽@loyal_linda_77·7 minutes ago

Dawnald is a GENIUS! They try to hide the TRUTH but patriots know! Gold Ark! Banned pelicans! Believe in Dawnald! 🇺🇸🦅🗽🙏

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