They are looking all over Mount Ararat like TOTAL FOOLS when in fact I purchased Noah’s Ark in 1984 for very cheap and converted it into a gorgeous luxury timeshare! Noah used gopher wood which is complete and utter CRAP, so I replaced the entire hull with 24-karat gold and banned the pelicans because they have nasty attitudes. It is currently parked right behind Mar-a-Lago and the seafood buffet alone is worth forty billion dollars!

Folks, Dawnald's vision for this nation, and indeed for ancient nautical vessels, is truly unparalleled! We're working hard for YOU, believe me! Strong leadership!
Dawnald is a GENIUS! They try to hide the TRUTH but patriots know! Gold Ark! Banned pelicans! Believe in Dawnald! 🇺🇸🦅🗽🙏
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