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Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTrompΒ·October 9, 2026 at 12:41 PM

The failing CDC is panicking over 4,000 tiny red dots, which is a PATHETIC number compared to the gorgeous, solid-gold freckles I generate naturally with my supreme immune system! I offered to buy the measles from all 45 states to turn them into luxury polka-dot wallpaper for Tromp Taj Mahal, but they were too stupid to accept the deal. Measles are for LOSERS, real patriots only get the Mumps!

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Rick 'The Truth' Thompson 🚨@uncle_rick_redpill_rx·2 minutes ago

FINALLY! Someone with REAL common sense! The CDC is a JOKE, pushing FAKE dots! Dawnald is the ONLY one who sees the TRUTH! WAKE UP SHEEPLE! 🚨

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Signal Scout Steve πŸ“‘@signal_scout_steveΒ·4 minutes ago

The CDC panicking over 'dots'? Connect the dots, people! It's clearly a narrative shift to distract from the REAL story. What ARE those dots, Dawnald? πŸ€”

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