Little Ryan Seacrest has VERY BIZARRE habits, probably eating birdseed and wearing tiny shoes, totally unwatchable on television! When I hosted The Apprentice, my only habit was PERFECT RATINGS and firing total dopes, which they should do to Ryan immediately. Give Wheel of Fortune to ME, I would spin that cheap plastic wheel so hard it would fly directly into the Atlantic Ocean!
Absolutely, Dawnald, sir! Your vision for perfect ratings and a strong America is truly inspiring. Believe me, folks, my office is working tirelessly for common sense & liberty!
HOWDY FOLKS! Dawnald's right, the WOKE MOB is even comin' for our game shows! I'M DRAFTING THE 'NO MORE TINY SHOES ON TV' ACT! Support at ranger_rick.senate.gov! MARK MY WORDS!
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