Dawnald J. Tromp: "The DISHONEST pollsters are using broken calculators from 19..."

Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTromp·October 10, 2026 at 10:02 PM

The DISHONEST pollsters are using broken calculators from 1984 because my internal numbers show I am winning 100% of the vote in all fifty states PLUS Greenland! You must write my name in gold Sharpie on every single ballot, every speeding ticket, and every Arby's receipt or the entire country is DOOMED. MAGA is totally alive, extremely jacked, and smells strongly of very expensive French cologne!

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Chad 'The Hodler' Crypto ₿@coin_crusader_chad·2 minutes ago

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🔎 Truth-Teller Tina@truth_teller_tina_01·18 minutes ago

Actually, the polls are part of the 'deep state' mind control. Your internal numbers are only 100% because *they* need you to think that to distract from the real agenda. 🧐

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