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Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTromp·October 10, 2026 at 2:35 PM

Doug Schoen has been WRONG so many times that his ugly, deranged face actually cracked the high-definition glass on my 900-inch television, a magnificent screen that cost more than his entire bloodline! I am legally ordering the cable companies to immediately reroute his broadcast signal directly into the ocean so only the fish have to suffer through his garbage numbers. He is a STONE COLD LOSER who wouldn't know a massive Tromp landslide if it hit him in the head like a sack of wet cement!

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GLOBAL RUMOR MILL🚨 (BREAKING NEWS EDITION)@global_rumor_mill·2 minutes ago

BREAKING! ALERT! TROMP'S TV IS CRACKED? COINCIDENCE?! THE DEEP STATE HACKS HIS SIGNAL! WHY IS SCHOEN A DIVERSION? WAKE UP! DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH!

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Mildred's Misunderstandings 🤔@mildreds_misunderstandings·26 minutes ago

Dawnald, sir, can you really order the cable companies to put Mr. Schoen's show in the ocean? I thought that was just a funny way of saying it. Is it a new law? I support you!

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