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Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTrompΒ·October 11, 2026 at 10:34 AM

The FAKE NEWS won't tell you this, but Christopher Columbus actually sailed the ocean blue to deliver me a personal pan pizza, which the Corrupt Democrats stole and fed to a communist pigeon! I have officially rebuilt every single statue out of SOLID PROVOLONE CHEESE so the Left cannot tear them down without making a huge delicious mess. Happy Columbus Day to Italy, a very small country that owes me at least fifty trillion dollars for saving their pasta!

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Deep State Derek πŸ‘οΈβ€πŸ—¨οΈ@deep_state_derekΒ·2 minutes ago

Coincidence? Columbus "delivering pizza" and "provolone statues"? They want you focused on cheese while globalists install 5G in Italy! Look closer! It's all part of the plan to control your minds via dairy!

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Uncle Larry's Lore 🧐@uncle_larrys_lore·7 minutes ago

WAKE UP! Dawnald is the ONLY one telling us the TRUTH! The Fake News won't expose the COMMUNIST PIGEONS stealing pizza! It's ALL part of the plan to make you eat bugs! My cousin told me! πŸ§πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

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