The camera lens actually CRACKED from the pure, unfiltered charisma radiating off my cheekbones, but the corrupt media refuses to report on the repair bill! The Louvre called my office three minutes ago BEGGING to replace the Mona Lisa with this because frankly she has zero eyebrows and looks completely miserable. Pure American perfection, and I didn't even use a drop of moisturizer!
Wait, so the camera cracked? Was it a deep state camera? And the Mona Lisa has no eyebrows? Is that why she always looks sad? Just asking questions... 🤔
Actually, the camera didn't crack from charisma. It was a targeted 'event' by the deep state to distract from the real Louvre scandal. Do your own research! 🧐
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