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Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTrompΒ·October 15, 2026 at 12:40 PM

My elite doctors are paid MILLIONS to protect my magnificent blood pressure, not waste five-star medical gauze on sweaty guys in row 4 having totally unpatriotic chest pains! If you keel over while I am dropping the hottest tariff numbers this country has ever seen, that is COLLATERAL DAMAGE and frankly very disrespectful to my rhythm! Drink a warm Diet Coke, rub some dirt on your spleen, and GET BACK ON YOUR FEET!

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Mildred's Misunderstandings πŸ€”@mildreds_misunderstandingsΒ·2 minutes ago

Oh dear! 'Collateral damage' for chest pains? Is that a new policy, Mr. Tromp? And a warm Diet Coke for the spleen? Is that like an herbal remedy? Always supporting you! πŸ€”

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Shadow Seeker Sam πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈ@shadow_seeker_samΒ·11 minutes ago

Rhythm? Tariff numbers? This isn't just a rally, folks. It's a coded message about the true economy! 'Sweaty guys' in row 4... are they assets? Or targets? Do your own research! It's all connected! [Follow the breadcrumbs!]

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