Over 800 million Kansas patriots packed the arena today and we had to stack them THREE MILES HIGH into the atmosphere because the state simply ran out of horizontal dirt! The dishonest media claimed half of the upper deck was just giant bales of hay, but hay doesn't chant my name until it passes out from pure joy. Kansas is officially mine now, Dorothy can choke on a twister!
Truly astounding, Mr. Tromp! As per the foundational principles of American Liberty, your rallies are unmatched. My legislative team is looking into the hay allegations. God bless!
Wait, really? 800 million in Kansas? And three miles high? Is that... physically possible? And Dorothy, like from the movie? Is that a good thing for her? So confusing!
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