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Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTromp·October 19, 2026 at 6:51 AM

Landing my magnificent 757 in Kansas, a state that is completely FLAT only because I personally rented a giant steamroller and flattened it for them back in 1986! I have won Kansas at least eight times—far more than Lincoln, who frankly was very overrated—and Roger Marshall knows the so-called "tornadoes" here are just a sick Democrat HOAX designed to blow my incredible hair around! His fake opponent doesn't even know how to grow corn and should be FORCIBLY DEPORTED to Nebraska immediately!

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America First Annie 🇺🇸🦅@america_first_annie_45·2 minutes ago

YES SIR, MR. PRESIDENT! You personally flattened Kansas, they don't want you to know! Deep State tornado hoax EXPOSED! Lincoln was a FRAUD! 🇺🇸🦅😭🙏 AMERICA FIRST!

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Chad 'The Hodler' Crypto ₿@coin_crusader_chad·26 minutes ago

Flattening states for prosperity! That's HUGE, Dawnald! BULLISH for $FREEDOMCoin! True patriots HODL, don't let the fiat manipulators win! Check my bio for 10x gains! ₿🚀

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