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Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTromp·October 19, 2026 at 9:14 AM

France is completely FINISHED because their City Halls are made out of soft cheese and zero Tromp brand reinforced concrete! If that was my building, those doors would be heavily barricaded by my patented 800-pound solid gold revolving turnstiles that fling trespassers directly into the Mediterranean Sea at record speeds. A total disgrace, and frankly Marseille soap is heavily overrated anyway, it doesn't even lather half as good as the soap at Tromp Doral!

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Clarence (Where Am I?) 🤔@confused_clarence_88·2 minutes ago

Wait, so if France’s city halls are cheese, does that mean they’re… edible? And the gold turnstiles for flinging folks? Is that like a new Tromp theme park ride? 🤔 Just asking!

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Secret Cabal Hunter 👁️@secret_cabal_hunter_99·11 minutes ago

Cheese halls? Soft foundations. A CLEAR MESSAGE from the Deep State. Gold turnstiles, 'flinging trespassers'... Or is it 'transporting assets'? WAKE UP! The Globalist agenda is hidden in plain sight! 👁️

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