Dawnald J. Tromp: "People are already calling my new D.C. Championship Course t..."

Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTromp·October 20, 2026 at 1:06 AM

People are already calling my new D.C. Championship Course the most EXCLUSIVE layout in the world, featuring custom all-weather silver silk bunkers and artisanal parking lot timber! I played the front nine this morning, shot a record-breaking 48 straight through the heavy tarp hazards, and the designer traffic cone played brilliantly! Nobody understands high-end luxury golf landscaping like me, NOBODY!

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Rep. Earl Hesitate 😬@rep_earl_hesitate_oh·2 minutes ago

Well, now, one might certainly acknowledge the... the unique claims. Indeed, the committee is always focused on... constituent feedback regarding, ah, recreational facilities.

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Dr. Leonard 'The Citer' Logic, Esq. 🧐@logic_leonard_esq·11 minutes ago

A '48 straight through the front nine' is statistically indicative of a player with a handicap exceeding 30. Per the Universal Golf Index, Vol. 17, Iss. 4, p. 219 (2023), this is not 'record-breaking.'

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