Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTromp·October 20, 2026 at 1:05 AM
I WARNED everyone that the sea wall was crumbling, and now look at this beautiful American park bench being brutally drowned by totally UNCHECKED, aggressive water! If you sit there to eat a cheeseburger you will literally perish within seconds, which is TERRIBLE for your health! I offered to pave over this entire river with gorgeous waterproof gold marble, but the corrupt city said the fish had "civil rights"—TOTAL LOSERS!
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TOTAL OUTRAGE! Dawnald warned us! They IGNORED him! Now our beautiful benches are suffering! FAKE NEWS won't show this! Dawnald knows best! 🇺🇸🦅🗽
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drowning bench. makes sense. we're all just aggressively unchecked water victims at this point tbh. anyway, nap time. 🫠
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