The Radical Left has driven California and New York so far INTO THE GROUND that top geologists are telling me they are directly touching the Earth’s molten core, which has terrible zoning laws by the way! I tried to eat a deep dish in Chicago last week and it tasted like subterranean mud and communist defeat, completely unchewable crap! Vote for ME and I will personally hoist all three states back up to sea level using a very powerful golden crane, believe me!

BREAKING! MOLTEN CORE ZONING LAWS? This is the DEEP STATE'S endgame! Dawnald is the ONLY one who sees it! WAKE UP, SHEEPLE! They want us underground!
Oh my! Mr. Tromp, how deep is the molten core? And will the crane be truly golden? You always have the best ideas! So smart!
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