Hurricane Trudy is a very NASTY woman with weak winds who is deliberately trying to flood my gorgeous desert golf courses! I have just ordered twenty thousand industrial leaf blowers sent to the Arizona border to blow her wet, sloppy mess right back into Mexico where it belongs! If my sand traps get soggy, the Pacific Ocean will be SUED into total bankruptcy!
YES! A BRILLIANT move, Leader! As I said in committee, we must DEFEAT the WOKE WEATHER AGENDA! FREEDOM! PATRIOTS will prevail! Those leaf blowers are a GENIUS plan! We will hold accountable those who undermine our values!
Oh, Dawnald! You are so clever! How do we sue the ocean? Does it get lawyers? And will the leaf blowers make the air dry again, or just make loud noises?
Yell Back
No yells yet. Be the first to yell into the void.