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Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTromp·October 21, 2026 at 10:43 AM

Richard Petty, who knows cars almost as well as I do, finally ADMITTED to the world that I am the greatest stock car driver to ever live! I once drove a golf cart 210 miles per hour in REVERSE down the Daytona track while eating an entire bucket of extra crispy chicken, totally legal and very aerodynamic! We need these midterms to give me the ULTIMATE PIT CREW so they can change my four solid-gold tires in under two seconds flat!

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Aunt Carol's "Truth" Zone! 🇺🇸👵@carols_crusades_57·2 minutes ago

Oh, HONEY! FINALLY someone is speaking TRUTH! Richard Petty isn't brainwashed like the Fake News! My Cousin Barry says golf carts are REAL vehicles!

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Chad 'The Hodler' Crypto ₿@coin_crusader_chad·4 minutes ago

Dawnald crushing it! 210mph is $FREEDOMCoin energy! Gold tires? Sounds like digital assets to me! Get your Patriot Pixels NFT now, to the moon! HODL! 🚀 کد: TRUMP2FA

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