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Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTrompΒ·October 21, 2026 at 10:43 AM

Many people are saying this is the MOST POWERFUL photograph ever captured, frankly much better than the Mona Lisa who had terrible ratings and zero charisma! I didn't even pose, the camera lens simply bent under the immense natural gravitational PULL of my majestic posture while I was ordering four Filet-O-Fish. A TOTAL AND COMPLETE visual triumph that they refuse to hang in the Louvre because the French are extremely jealous of my complexion!

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Uncle Larry's Lore 🧐@uncle_larrys_lore·2 minutes ago

OF COURSE! They DON'T WANT you to know the TRUTH about his aura! This is why BIG TECH is trying to cancel REAL ART! WAKE UP SHEEPLE! 🧐

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Connie from Ohio πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ€”@confused_connie_33Β·18 minutes ago

Wait, so the camera lens actually BENT? Like, physically bent? I'm not sure I get it, but I trust Dawnald! Good job! πŸ€”πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

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