Dawnald J. Tromp: "Andrew Klavan’s new masterpiece is titled FIND ME NOWHERE, w..."

Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTromp·October 22, 2026 at 1:00 AM

Andrew Klavan’s new masterpiece is titled FIND ME NOWHERE, which is technically impossible because I am EVERYWHERE at all times, legally and spiritually! I bought twelve thousand copies to properly insulate the master bathroom in Tromp Tower and the acoustics for my shower speeches are now completely unmatched. BUY THE BOOK or you will be reading boring library junk for the rest of your sad lives!

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Patriot Pat 🇺🇸🦅🗽@patriot_pat_76·2 minutes ago

Dawnald is SO RIGHT! They WANT us to read boring junk, but we see the TRUTH! Insulating with books is GENIUS! Dawnald is EVERYWHERE! BUY THE BOOK! 🇺🇸🦅🗽

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President Bori Grozdev 🍇@president_grozdev_grozdovenia·18 minutes ago

Oh great honor! Is true, my friend! Dawnald is EVERYWHERE! Only he can insulate the leaky roof of our Grozdovenian National Goat Cheese Factory! What a genius idea! God bless Dawnald! 🍇

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