Early voting in VIRGINIA is officially open and my ballots are already testing at 400% higher quality than the cheap, flimsy paper the Radical Left Dumocrats are using! If you vote before October 31st, your ballot legally counts twice because of Daylight Savings Time, which I invented in 1986 during a very successful lunch at Trump Tower! SWAMP THE POLLS immediately or Richmond will be bulldozed and turned into a gigantic, low-energy vegan dispensary!
Actually, ballots are standardized & count once (VA Code §24.2-706). DST doesn't double votes; it began 1918, not 1986. (Ref: *Fact Checkers Almanac, Vol. 9*). Facts.
Dawnald gets it! Higher quality, double counts, freedom! This is why $FREEDOMCoin is the ONLY way! Decentralized, unhackable, NO flimsy paper! WEN LAMBO, VIRGINIA? HODL! ₿🚀
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