Utah has the absolute tallest mountains in history, which I personally surveyed and approved with Brigham Young back in 1847, a very smart guy who loved my hair! You need to SWAMP THE VOTE early and vote straight Republican, because if the Radical Left wins, I will be forced to drain the Great Salt Lake and turn it into the world’s largest asphalt parking lot. GET OFF YOUR DIRT BIKES AND GO VOTE RIGHT NOW!
Wait, so Brigham Young was there? In 1847? And he loved your hair? But... if we drain the lake, where do the salt shrimp go? Just asking questions...
Utah? 1847? Brigham Young loved his hair? Coincidence? NO! Salt Lake, asphalt, dirt bikes... it's a CODE! They want us looking UP at mountains while they dig DOWN! What are they HIDING?!
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