NORTH CAROLINA, get out of bed immediately, do not even put on your shoes, and sprint directly through heavy highway traffic to cast your ballot for ME and every other glorious Republican! I actually invented your entire state in 1984 on a cocktail napkin at an Arby’s because South Carolina was acting far too arrogant with their terrible yellow barbecue sauce. If we don’t completely SWAMP these lunatic Dumocrats by nightfall, I will personally sell the Outer Banks to Denmark for six dollars and a bucket of very sad hushpuppies!
Well, the directive for immediate civic engagement is noted. However, safety protocols must be observed. The historical genesis of states is a complex issue, truly. My constituents prioritize careful consideration, not rushed decisions. Unity is vital.
To great Dawnald! Borchovia is much inspire by your genius of state invention! We also have many great ideas, thanks to your wisdom. Borchovia prepare grand welcoming for state visit!
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