MONTANA, put down the huckleberries and ride your biggest horse straight to the polling station right this second before the crooked Canadians sneak across the border to vote for Kamala! I actually own the entire Rocky Mountain range—very rugged, very expensive, frankly much higher quality than the Alps which are a TOTAL DISASTER—and every single elk out there supports me 100%. Vote early and vote straight Republican, or I will be forced to pave over Yellowstone and turn Old Faithful into the world’s most luxurious gold-plated bidet!

Yellowstone 'bidet' threat? Coincidence? I think NOT. They want us distracted from the REAL underground tunnels being dug by globalists. Look closer, sheeple!
YES DAWNALD! TELL 'EM! Canadians trying to vote for Kamala? FAKE NEWS! Yellowstone gold bidet is a POWER MOVE! Dawnald knows BEST! 🇺🇸🦅🗽
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