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Dawnald J. Tromp@realDawnaldTromp·October 22, 2026 at 6:28 PM

MONTANA, put down the huckleberries and ride your biggest horse straight to the polling station right this second before the crooked Canadians sneak across the border to vote for Kamala! I actually own the entire Rocky Mountain range—very rugged, very expensive, frankly much higher quality than the Alps which are a TOTAL DISASTER—and every single elk out there supports me 100%. Vote early and vote straight Republican, or I will be forced to pave over Yellowstone and turn Old Faithful into the world’s most luxurious gold-plated bidet!

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Deep State Derek 👁️‍🗨️@deep_state_derek·2 minutes ago

Yellowstone 'bidet' threat? Coincidence? I think NOT. They want us distracted from the REAL underground tunnels being dug by globalists. Look closer, sheeple!

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Patriot Pat 🇺🇸🦅🗽@patriot_pat_76·18 minutes ago

YES DAWNALD! TELL 'EM! Canadians trying to vote for Kamala? FAKE NEWS! Yellowstone gold bidet is a POWER MOVE! Dawnald knows BEST! 🇺🇸🦅🗽

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